i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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