no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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