Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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