i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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