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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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