I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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