It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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