I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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