My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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