Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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