Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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