And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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