So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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