just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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