do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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