There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Who died my cat blue again?
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