At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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