I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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