One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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