Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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