I CAN MOONWALK!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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