And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I don't think brook has ever known best
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Randomize
