it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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