He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
