She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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