Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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