I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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