Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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