Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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