Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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