i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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