So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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