so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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