Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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