Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm both gender and math confused
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