How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My ass is underappreciated
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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