I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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