i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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