the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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