...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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