just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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