idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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