i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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