i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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