Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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