Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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