Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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