The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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