Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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