Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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