i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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