i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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